Putting the NO in inNOvation.
We invest absolutely nothing in category-ignoring companies. Our fund is based in the NOrdics.
"Building the future by not funding yours."
Our Track Record
9,999+
Rejections delivered (and counting).
Our Funding Philosophy: NoSeed™
We pioneered NoSeed Funding. We don't do downrounds. We don't do uprounds. We only have No Rounds.
Our core belief? No money, no problem. We practice the ancient art of capital preservation. We believe in No-How.
The Art of No™ - Our Rigorous Rejection Process
We have perfected the art of the pass. Our multi-stage evaluation ensures your groundbreaking idea receives the rejection it deserves. Maybe? (No).
- Initial Screening: Rapid dismissal based on keywords.
- Deep Dive (into why not): Thorough analysis of potential failures.
- Partner Meeting: Consensus building on the rejection rationale.
- The "No": Delivered with guaranteed efficiency.
Paying it forward... by letting you keep your equity.
The Team: The No-Sayers
The deniers. The rejecters. The Nomads. These are our people.
Nullmari
Chief No Officer (CNO)
Anti
Principal Pessimist
Njetu
Chief Rejection Architect
Frequently Asked Questions
- How many startups have you funded so far?
- 0
- Will you fund us?
- No.
- What's your investment thesis?
- We believe the best investment is no investment.
- What stage do you invest in?
- The no-seed stage.
- What sectors are you interested in?
- We are sector agnostic. We find reasons to say no across all sectors.
- How can I pitch my startup?
- Please don't. We have a strict no-pitch policy. Build your dreams. Without us.
- No cap?
- Fr Fr
Rejection Flowchart: Your Path to No™
Our proprietary, multi-dimensional analysis guarantees a negative outcome. Follow the steps:
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We meticulously ignore every submission. Feel free to waste your time. Guaranteed no.
Email: devnull@nono.vc
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